A Man is holding auditions for a pianist and in comes the last one..
He comes in and starts the play the most beautiful song the man has ever heard. The song is so beautiful the man starts crying and ask, “What is the name of that song?”
The pianist then says “Oh, this song right here? It’s called my bone in your ass.”
The man then takes a moment and g...
A couple roommates squabble over the only phone charger in the house. One punches the other square in the face. The cops show up.
He is charged with battery.
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The high-speed Prius.
There is a broken Toyota Prius on the side of an American highway.
Suddenly, a Bugatti driver pulls up next to the Prius and offers to tow the hybrid to the nearest repair shop. The Toyota owner agrees. They also agree on that the Prius driver will flash his high beams when he'll want to slow...