A couple roommates squabble over the only phone charger in the house. One punches the other square in the face. The cops show up.
He is charged with battery.
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The high-speed Prius.
There is a broken Toyota Prius on the side of an American highway.
Suddenly, a Bugatti driver pulls up next to the Prius and offers to tow the hybrid to the nearest repair shop. The Toyota owner agrees. They also agree on that the Prius driver will flash his high beams when he'll want to slow...