A guy is walking along a stretch of tall fences, minding his own business...
...when he notices chanting coming from the other side of the fence. He makes his way closer to make out what it is he's hearing.
"18...18...18....18..." is what he hears from a chorus of voices on the other side.
He looks along the fence until he finds a hole to peer through and see w...
Did you know fences make good neighbors
And bad neighbors make good fertilizer.
A man's fence is broken and he needs to hire someone to fix it
So he goes online to find someone to fix his fence for him but he is unsatisfied with their prices, that is until he finds a Buddhist monk who will do it for free.
He is initially surprised by this and assumes it might be a fake listing, but since it's free he feels like he has nothing to los...
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Two neighbourhood ladies were chatting over the fence
Suddenly, one of them says, "OMG, my husband will be home in a minute. I must rush home and make his dinner". She runs into the house and grabs the first thing she sees, a can of dog food.Sticks it in the micro-wave, heats it up and places it before him just in time for his dinner.
Next day s...
Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?
Because there is a lot of reposting to do.
In an alternate reality where fences are females and posts are male...
A teenage post teases that his friend is taking another post to prom. The friend says, "Hey! I take a fence to that!"
A teenage boy tells an old lady her fence is broken, and says he could fix it, for a small fee
The lady thinks its an honest job, and her fence did broke a few days ago.
"But wait, what are you going to do with the money?"
"Oh, ma'am, I intend to buy a car!" Answers the boy.
"That is wonderful! Good to see a young gent already thinking about his future, and doing some hon...
My dad claimed he could jump higher than a 7 foot fence.
Of course he was right though, Fences can't jump at all!