-Knock knock "Who's there" -"Howl" "Howl who ?" -"Howl you know unless you open the door ?"
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A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two women along the roadside eating grass.
A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two women along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one women, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor women replied. "We have to eat gras...
Why aren't german fellows good to date ?
Because they always say their sausage is the wurst.
Vampire Bat and their Fellows !!!
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted unti...
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.
First Bull: "I've been here five years. I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows."
Second Bull: "I've been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I'm keeping all my cows."
Third B...
Two Chicagoans die in an unfortunate car wreck.
Two Chicagoans die in an unfortunate car wreck.
Tragic, especially considering they didn’t exactly spend their days helping old ladies cross the street or volunteering at the Boys and Girls club. Nope, these fellows went straight to Hades.
The Devil, as is his custom, goes to greet hi...
Three Irish fellows would meet at a bar every day after work for a pint of Guinness and a shot of Jameson.
Same time everyday at the same bar. This went on for years and as time went on the bond between these three men grew into something like a brotherhood.
Then one day as they were having their after work drinks, two of the fellows seemed really down. That's when one of the friends announced th...
Three bulls
Three bulls heard that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them.
First Bull: "Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I don't know ...
3 Dudes were riding a motorbike
A police officer stops them and asks them,
Officer: Hey, 3 fellows arent allowed on a single motorbike. The limit is 2.
Guy driving the motorbike: WTF!!! where's the 4th Guy!?!?!??!
A man arrives at a hotel after a long train journey, exhausted. He comes into a communal room and sees three other guys who are drunk and talking loudly.
They are cracking anti-government jokes and laughing at Khrushchev. The man is annoyed that he can't sleep so he hatches a plan. He walks out into a corridor and asks a staff member to bring him a cup of tea. He then comes back into the room and starts talking to the noisy fellows:
"Comrades,...
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