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a man was in court, as he was accused of cannibalism…

The Jury was bought by the accusers claims and was ready for the session to be over, however due to formalities the judge was obligated to allow the dfendant one last shot.
His lawyer, realizing the terrible situation, stared at the judge with an intent look and said, “If you are what you eat, my...

A politician was arrested at his office and found guilty of cannibalism

One of his colleagues had called the police on him after spotting him eating a ham sandwich

If ever society collapses and we resort to cannibalism...

Vegans meat will be the most expensive because they’re grass fed.

In today's Criminology class we will learn about cannibalism.

It's my Hannibal Lecture.

Did you hear about Russel Crow's recent problem with cannibalism? At first he expressed shame about consuming a mother of two.

But upon further consideration he was gladiator.

A man is on trial for cannibalism. The judge asks what the defendant has to say for himself.

The man replies, "if you are what you eat, then I am the real victim here."

What's the difference between a fancy dinner party and cannibalism?

Swapping an "I" for and "O".

What did Russel Crowe say to the press when his son was convicted of cannibalism?

I was glad he ate her.

I always had a hunch I should give up my cannibalism

But it was just my stomach talking

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