In today's Criminology class we will learn about cannibalism.

It's my Hannibal Lecture.

A man is on trial for cannibalism

A man is on trial for cannibalism.
He says to the judge,

"Well, your honor, if you truly are what you eat, then I am an innocent man."

What did Russel Crowe say to the press when his son was convicted of cannibalism?

I was glad he ate her.

I always had a hunch I should give up my cannibalism

But it was just my stomach talking

What's the difference between a fancy dinner party and cannibalism?

Swapping an "I" for and "O".

Did you hear about Russel Crow's recent problem with cannibalism? At first he expressed shame about consuming a mother of two.

But upon further consideration he was gladiator.

A man is on trial for cannibalism. The judge asks what the defendant has to say for himself.

The man replies, "if you are what you eat, then I am the real victim here."

Cannibalism would solve 2 major problems.

World hunger and overpopulation.

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