What author could write the best book on extracting mercury from the earth?
Hg Wells
A man goes to a wizard to get his fortune read. (antijoke)
He arrives at the wizard's tower and ascends the cobblestone stairs to face the large oak door. After knocking on the door, a raspy voice answers from within.
"What do you want? I'm rather busy and have no time for pests."
The man responds, uncertainly, "I wish for you to read my fortu...
Tale of the banana.
There once was a young man who was so enthralled with bananas that he decided to go down to the tropics and start up a plantation of his own. He saved up his money and within a few years, found himself in a jungle city making deals to purchase the land required to start a plantation. This however, w...
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