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Which Batman villain was excluded from "The Snap?"

Two-Face, he's perfectly balanced.

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I know this bird who was excluded from his flock for being too big

He was ostrich-sized :/

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Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

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A Muslim schoolgirl is complaining that she has been excluded from her Camden school for wearing a veil.

Ironically, if she lived in a Muslim country she could wear a veil to her heart's content, she just wouldn't be allowed to go to school.

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