Evolves Jokes - 5 Hilarious Evolves Jokes

Pikachu evolves into Raichu, what does a lame joke evolves into?

Gotchu!

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What do you call a germ that evolves into a man?

A German.

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I had a party for the worlds greatest historical figures, here are their RSVPs

Isaac Newton: "I'll drop in."

Socrates: "I'll think about it."

Charles Darwin: "I'll wait to see what evolves."

Marie Curie: "I am radiating enthusiasm."

Ivan Pavlov: "I'm positively drooling at the thought."

Albert Einstein: "It will ...

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What happens if you strangle an Eevee to death?

It evolves into Epsteineon.

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There's a secret evolution of Eevee I found today.

If you pay your Eevee every day for at least a month, it evolves into Patreon.

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