What do you call a germ that evolves into a man?

A German.

Ivysaur evolves earlier than both Wartortle and Charmeleon...

I guess that makes him an early bloomer!

Pikachu evolves into Raichu, what does a lame joke evolves into?

Gotchu!

What happens if you strangle an Eevee to death?

It evolves into Epsteineon.

There's a secret evolution of Eevee I found today.

If you pay your Eevee every day for at least a month, it evolves into Patreon.

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