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My "go-to" joke in middle school. Mildly NSFW

Superman was flying around the city and was super horny. He spotted Wonder Woman lying on top of a building naked, with her legs spread. He figured he could fly down there, fuck her super fast, and be outta there before she even knew what happened. So Superman flew down at incredible speed, hit it h...

The real reason not to do anything against climate change

Just think how dumb we'd look in front of our children, if twenty years from now we discover climate change was in fact not real. We'd have cleaned the ocean and the cities, preserved the rain forests and millions of species, innovated in multiple industries, made the air breathable again, created a...

A punctilious and his friend were chatting

His friend: I travelled all around the world and I was thinking for a second, how did we make all of these inventions? The planes made traveling easier, the ships helped moving the goods, we innovated so many machines for all the needs, technology is playing a big part in our lives and people 200 ye...

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