What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to his Tomato seeds after watering them for the first time?
You have been germinated.
A little girl asks her mum
A little girl asks her mum "mummy, how was I born" Her mother smiled and replied "once upon a time your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful tiny seed. Your daddy planted it in the earth and I took care of it every single day. After a while the seed germinated and grew tall with many leaves unti...
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What do the other Daleks on planet Skaro say?
Teacher Dalek - "EDUCATE! EDUCATE!"
Student Dalek - "PROCRASTINATE! PROCRASTINATE!"
Horny Dalek - "PROCREATE! PROCREATE!"
Bored Dalek - "MASTURBATE! MASTURBATE!"
Bee Dalek - "POLLINATE! POLLINATE!"
In-love Dalek - "INFATUATE! INFATUATE!"
Actor Dalek - "IMPE...