Me: "I invented a new car. It's powered by silence!"
My friend: "Wow, this is going to revolutionize the industry!"
Me: "Yeah, it goes without saying."
Just an inch !
An American, an Afghan and an Frenchman sitting outside a bar, keep arguing about how their country is more advanced. A heated debate between the American and Frenchman continues whilst the Afghan can't seem to beat either of them and seems visibly frustrated. " Our military is so advanced that ...
Saint Peter has a day off...
... so Jesus takes his place. A man arrives at the Pearly Gates.
Jesus: Hello. Name? Man: Joseph. Jesus: What did you do for a living? Man: Well...I was a carpenter. Jesus: Have you made any good to humanity? Man: Oh yes. I raised a child that revolutionized the world.