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Ethiopian Food Jokes

Have you tried Ethiopian food?

Neither have they

Ethiopian Food

Me: Hey, Greg, do you like Ethiopian food?

Greg: Yeah, had it last week, it was pretty good.

Me: Hey, Josh, have you had Ethiopian food?

Josh: Yeah.

Me: They didn't.

You know what's so good about ethiopian food?

No one who ever ate it has complained about it.

Ever had Ethiopian food?

Well, neither have they!

Seriously though, donate if you can.
https://donate.feedthechildren.org

I found a sub for Ethiopian Food. .

/r/ethiopianfood

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Well we're having it tonight. It's [wats](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wat_%28food%29) for dinner!

Some horrible Ethiopian jokes I know. [NSFW]

-How do you kill 10 flies at once?
Punch an Ethiopian in the face
-How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
All of 'em.
-How can you tell if an Ethiopian is pregnant?
Hold her up to the light
-Ever had Ethiopian food?
Neither have they

Some Ethiopian jokes...

How do you kill 100 flies in 10 seconds? Slap an ethiopian in the face.
What's the best part about getting head form an ethiopian? SHe always swallows
Have you ever tasted ethiopian food? Neither have they.
What's positive about ethiopians? HIV.
How many ethiopians can you fit in a phone...

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