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Vegetable Oil Jokes

I always cook with with vegetable oil.

It was a Wesson I learned long ago.

Why can't you use vegetable oil as gearbox lubricant?

Because it doesn't contain any trans fats.

Whats the hardest part of making vegetable oil?

Removing the wheelchairs

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In the early 1700s, two upper-class British gentlemen are celebrating Christmas together and giving each other gifts. The first man gives the second a fine golden pocket watch with impeccable craftmanship, a pristine and delicate item for only the wealthy. When it comes time for the second gentleman...

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