Last night I ate my kid for dinner. I swear, goat meat really hits the spot.
Three large trolls were sitting around the campfire discussing their health.
"My doctor tolt me I need to get meself some exercise. Good fer me heart. So I tossed 'im up high in there air. Daggum good exercise."
The next troll laughed, "If ye gots any heart at all, its as hard and cold as granite. My doctor tolt me I was lack toes intolrant. Ain't sure what 'e meant s...
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