Your essays should be like a girls skirt.

Long enough to cover the subject, short enough to keep it interesting and on the desk by Friday midnight.

My teacher assigned us to do an essay, and I said, “I hate essays!”

The Mexican kid in my class says, “Aye Holmes that’s racist!”

Why is the teenage mexican pregnancy rate so high?

Cuz the teachers said "go home and do your essays"

My dad told me that colleges are cracking down on ghost-written essays...

I asked, “What about mummy-written essays?”

Why do spaniards frequently plagiarize essays?

Because nobody inspects the Spanish exposition!

"How long should my essay be?"

Back in high school I was in an english class and a fellow student asked the teacher how long our essays should be.

He responded saying, "As long as a girl's skirt: long enough to cover everything that needs to be covered, but short enough to keep me interested."

50% of essays

Is the letter 's'.

For school I had to write a thousand word essay

So I drew a picture

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

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Know your homonyms

As teacher was correcting essays written by her students she read, "Pedro jumped on his burrow and rode off into the sunset."

She wrote at the bottom of the page, "You obviously have problems with homonyms. A burrow is a hole in the ground. A burro is an ass. At your age it's time to lea...

I like my children how I like my essays.

Unplanned and poorly executed

I’ve been working at a charity, teaching college education to reformed Mexican gangsters.

It’s not going very well because for some reason they refuse to turn in their essays.

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