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Did you Hear about the guy who was sexually attracted to the end of essays?

He always came to conclusions.

Your essays should be like a girl's skirt

Long enough to cover the subject, short enough to keep it interesting

My teacher assigned us to do an essay, and I said, “I hate essays!”

The Mexican kid in my class says, “Aye Holmes that’s racist!”

"How long should my essay be?"

Back in high school I was in an english class and a fellow student asked the teacher how long our essays should be.

He responded saying, "As long as a girl's skirt: long enough to cover everything that needs to be covered, but short enough to keep me interested."

My dad told me that colleges are cracking down on ghost-written essays...

I asked, “What about mummy-written essays?”

50% of essays

Is the letter 's'.

Why do spaniards frequently plagiarize essays?

Because nobody inspects the Spanish exposition!

For school I had to write a thousand word essay

So I drew a picture

I pour maple syrup over my essays

Because they're 100% waffle.

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

I like my children how I like my essays.

Unplanned and poorly executed

Why is the teenage mexican pregnancy rate so high?

Cuz the teachers said "go home and do your essays"

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Know your homonyms

As teacher was correcting essays written by her students she read, "Pedro jumped on his burrow and rode off into the sunset."

She wrote at the bottom of the page, "You obviously have problems with homonyms. A burrow is a hole in the ground. A burro is an ass. At your age it's time to lea...

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