What would you call a poem written in the honour of a Mathematician?

dy/dx - 3x = 2

What's this?

An ODE (Ordinary Differential Equation)

A mini poem:

Little birdy, flying high,
Drops a present from the sky,
Farmer says, wiping his eye,
Thank the Lord my pigs don't fly!

The class had to write a short, rhyming, two-lines poem as homework.

Lisa stands up and proudly recites :



*Yesterday, my Dad and I we went to town*

*And I got a nice blue bike of my own.*



"That's a lovely poem, Lisa!" says the teacher.

Now it's Timmy's turn. He stands up and recites theatrically :



*When octob...

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A guy and girl had sex poem competition

Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."


Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."

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A poem

A Republican, a hippy and an Alabaman belle,

A Russian, an Australian, two Africans as well,

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Welshman and a Scot,

An Arab and an Indian, some more that I forgot,

Five Mexicans on burro-back, sombreroed for the sun,

Bob-headed anti-vax ...

I dig...

You dig...
We dig...
He digs...
She digs...
They dig...


Now it's not the most beautiful poem but its quite deep.

A poem

I dig.

You dig.

It dig.

We dig.

She dig.

They dig.

It’s not a good poem, but it is deep.

(Reposted from r/funny because I did post it there first and do not know if it belongs here better)

A Max Miller Poem

I like the girls who do, I like the girls who don't, I

like the girls who say they will, And then decide they won't.

But the girls I like the most of all, And I know you'll think I'm right,

Are the girls that say they never will, But look as though they might!


...

A poem on Timbuktu

A writer and a student were in the finals of a poem tournament and were both given 20 seconds to come up with a poem about Timbuktu. The writer was up first and he goes:

“On the lonely desert sands,
crossed a lonely caravan,
men on camels two by two,
destination Timbuktu.”
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A Morning Poem

I woke early one morning, The  earth lay cool and still. When Suddenly a tiny bird perched upon my window sill, He sang a song so lovely, so carefree and so gay, that slowly all my troubles began to slip away.   He sang of far off places, of laughter and of fun, it seemed this very trilling, bro...

My poem

Roses are red, Violets are red, actually, I think my garden is on fire...

A Priest was reciting a poem, "Roses are red violets are blue".

My girlfriend is 9 I'm 62.

I'm writing a poem for my son.

What rhymes with "I couldn't be the only disappointment in your mother's life"?

Did you know Tommy Wiseau wrote a poem?

Oh, Haiku.

What do you call a poem written while climbing a mountain?

A hikeu

What is a pigeon’s favorite poem?

A hai-coo

Roses are red, this poem is crass,

Why on earth,
Is my g-spot up my ass?

Poem

I'm gonna take a moment, so sit and reflect.

Gonna sit here and jot down, before I forget.

Take a second to think of all the things I've felt

My feelings are such a crazy thing to examine

Horse man, got a long a face

To look at the steps that can't be traced
...

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I read a poem about masturbating and crying simultaneously

It was a tear jerker

My analogies are like the world’s best crafted poems

Terrible

A little poem

I dig...
You dig...
We dig...
He dig...
She dig...
They dig...

It may not be the best poem, but atleast it´s deep.

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What's the difference between an expert in five line poems and an expert in eating anus?

One will give you a limerick

The other will give your rim a lick.

A short poem about women's underwear...

> Rose's are red,
Violet's are blue,
>!Heather's are green.!<
~Lee Mack


EDIT: added spoiler for 37% better delivery.

It's down to two guys at a job interview.

Both of the men interviewing are equally qualified all the way down to eagle scout so the interviewer has an idea. "The one of you that can give me the better poem ending in Timbuktu gets the job." The first guy stands up and says, "Out across the desert sand went a lonely caravan. Underneath the...

Credit to /u/Poem_for_your_sprog

He sat and sighed beside the road -

His engine's gasket blown.

His car was old and cold and towed.

The man was left alone.

-

'I need to find a place to stay

Until it's fixed,' he spoke -

But as he rose to walk away

Arrived a band of folk.
...

Autocorrect Inspired Poem

It means no worries

For the rest of your days

Haiku na Mattatta

I wrote a poem about communism for my English class

I had to share it with everyone

I've written a poem about the sounds made by dogs...

It can only be read if you scan it first.

It's a bark ode.

“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”

Dude about to make haikus:

“Oh haven’t you heard?”

A man wrote a poem about a calendar to seduce a girl.

He was later charged with date rap.

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Oxymoronic Poem!

Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,

I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about;

The Admission is free, so pay at the door,

Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor

One bright day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight;

Back to back they...

Dog Poem

I am a dog And you are a flower. I lift my leg up And give you a shower.

Winner of the National Championship for Poems - Category: "Timbuktu"

Tim and I off hunting went.
Found three girls in a pop up tent.
They were three and we were two.
So I bucked one and,
Tim bucked two.

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A poem I read to my gf while proposing

Roses are Red

Today is the Day

Plot Twist

I'm Gay

High Quality Poem

Error 404

Your Haiku could not be found

Try again later

The Garden of Eden [Poem]

In the Garden of Eden, as everyone knows,

Lives Adam and Eve without any clothes.

In this garden were two little leaves.

One covered Adam and one covered Eve.

As the story goes on, never the less to say,

Along came the wind and blew the leaves away.

At the s...

A Valentines Poem

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whitney Houston is dead
and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou

what do you call a good poem about clay?

true pottery

It's a little known fact that William Shakespeare and Lord Byron died on the same day.

When they met Saint Peter at the pearly gates, he said, "We are honored to receive two incredibly distinguished poets on the same day! Unfortunately we don't have room for both of you to enter today, so we're going to have to have a little contest. I'm going to say a word, and both of you have to ma...

Timbuktu

From my 80 year old Granddad:

Two finalists in a contest, One a college grad and one a high school drop out, were to write a poem in 3 minutes. The only requirement was that it ended in "Timbuktu". The college grad wrote his and told it to the judges;

Slowly across the desert sand,
...

A Taxing Poem

"Taxpayer's Lament"

Tax his cow, Tax his goat;
Tax his pants, Tax his coat;

Tax his crop, Tax his work;
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt;

Tax his chew, Tax his smoke
Teach him taxing is no joke.

Tax his tractor, Tax his mule;
Tell him, Taxing is the rule.

Ta...

A poem for Valentine's Day

Love is the fart of every heart, for when held in it pains the host, but when released pains others most.

Shortest four-line poem I can think of

Not sure where else to post it. If you can read it, it doesn't apply to you.

YYUR
YYUB
URN
YY2ME

I also wrote a poem, too, too

I feel.

You feel.

He feels.

She feels.

They feel.

We feel.

I know I'm not a great poet, but I've been told this is very touching.

A poem

Roses are red,
Asses are fat,
Cesh me outside,
How bout dat.

Here's a beautiful poem from the depths of the internets. [NSFW]

There was once a beautiful lass.

Who had a magnificent ass.

Twas not perky nor pink as you'd probably think

It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

A poem by Stevie Wonder

Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black
I can't see.

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Best Love Poem Ever? Worked For Me.

Roses are red,

Nuts are brown,

Mouths are wide open

It's the best in town

Girls really love it,

It isn't a sin

So when it goes stiff,

Stick it in.

It goes in dry and comes out wet.

The longer its in the stronger it gets.

...

My Poem to you

Roses are 0xff0000
Violets are 0x0000ff
return(SUCCESS);

I present to you the world's shortest poem, entitled "Fleas".

Adam had'em.

A short poem

Imma tell you a short poem.

it goes something like this.

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"I dig.

You dig.

He digs.

she digs.

We dig.

they dig."

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Now the poem is not real...

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Prayers

A WOMAN'S POEM:


Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks..
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when ...

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A pickup poem

RAMBUTANS ARE HAIRY


DURIANS ARE THORNY


LOOKING AT YOU


MAKES ME REALLY HORNY

What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.

Preparing my wedding vows in the form of a poem...

What rhymes with "the way you shake that ass?"

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I'm writing a poem about the first time I masturbated.

Can someone think of something that rhymes with, "I was taken away by an ambulance"?

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The seven wise men poem (nsfw)

7 wise men with knowledge so fine,
They created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, smart with wit,
by using a knife he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor tall and thin,
wi...

An American Professor of Literature from Harvard and a hillbilly.

The 2 finalists for this prestigious annual poem contest was an American Professor of Literature from Harvard and a hillbilly.

The rules were simple, come up with an poem on the spot that ends in tim-buc-tu.

The professor turned in his first. It read:

As I walked across the burn...

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So a ton of people go in for a job interview and the final two prospects are...[racist?][dirty]

...a Harvard grad, and a Polak.

Leaning toward no particular preference, the hiring manager decides to put them to a test. "You both have 30 minutes to write a poem," he says. "But the catch, is that it has to end in Timbuktu. The best poem gets the job." Both men accept the instructions and ...

Roses are Red - Good poem for your ex's

Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.

I ALSO wrote a poem!

''I do drugs, you do drugs, we do drugs, they do drugs''
Now, I know it's not the best, but it's pretty dope.

the ultimate pick up poem as told by my drunk father

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I've got a gun,
Get in the van

There is a game show where you have to make up short poems containing a special word

There is a game show where you have to make up short poems containing a special word within one minute.

In the final show there are only two people left: A rabby from New York and a farmer from New Zealand. They get the word "Timbouktou".

The rabby is first. He starts: "I was a rabby ...

A poem for r/Jokes

"Roses are grey.

Violets are grey.

I am a dog."

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Thor hasn't had sex in a while...

It's been a long time. Thor decides he needs to get off.

And human chicks are hot.

So he visits Earth. Goes to a bar, meets a girl. With his God of Thunder good looks, his adventurous and supernatural stories, and the confidence of, well, an actual deity, she falls for him instantly....

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