My buddy who is obsessed with himself bought a speaker just to listen to his own memoirs.

It really speaks volumes about him as a person.

I want to write a memoir about how my medication makes me thirsty all the time. Thinking about calling it “My Life as a Desiccant”.

Don’t think I will, though; I’m worried that readers might think it’s too dry.

If Optimus Prime were to write a memoir about his life, it would be an

autobotography

Did you hear Bill Cosby’s publishing a memoir?

It’s titled “the Coma Sutra.”

I keep meaning to write my memoirs, but never get around to it.

It's my oughta biography

Did you hear about Michael Jackson's memoir of his childhood?

It's called *Fondle Memories*

Can't wait to read Trump's political memoir

Dreams of my Daughter

Been reading a fascinating memoir about Latino street culture.

It's a collection of esés.

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Paula Deen is set to release memoirs about life with Type 2 diabetes

It will be titled "Paula Deen - For Butter or Worse"

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