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Memoir Jokes

When Tom Hanks writes his memoir it should be called...

'T. Hanks - For the Memories'

If Optimus Prime were to write a memoir about his life, it would be an

autobotography

A writer friend of mine claims he is 'glued to his memoir'

That's his story and he's sticking to it.

Did you hear Bill Cosby’s publishing a memoir?

It’s titled “the Coma Sutra.”

Did you hear about Michael Jackson's memoir of his childhood?

It's called *Fondle Memories*

My buddy who is obsessed with himself bought a speaker just to listen to his own memoirs.

It really speaks volumes about him as a person.

Can't wait to read Trump's political memoir

Dreams of my Daughter

Memory joke from Norm MacDonald's new memoir

An old fellow named Jim is having memory troubles and goes to the doctor and the doctor prescribes him medicine.

Jim's friend comes over to his house and says, "Jim I understand you got some medicine for your memory. Tell me, does it work?"

"Oh yes", says Jim. "Works like a charm."...

Been reading a fascinating memoir about Latino street culture.

It's a collection of esés.

I keep meaning to write my memoirs, but never get around to it.

It's my oughta biography

I want to write a memoir about how my medication makes me thirsty all the time. Thinking about calling it “My Life as a Desiccant”.

Don’t think I will, though; I’m worried that readers might think it’s too dry.

Have you heard about the new fiction novel coming this year?

Its the memoirs of Trumps presidency

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Two guys, Billy and Bob, head out in the woods, hunting for bear...

They hike to where their tree stand is, in the thickest part of the forest, set their bait, climb into the stand, hunker down and wait. Before too long, a small black bear comes by to check out the bait, and the hunters shoot it dead. They climb down and begin the work of butchering the carcass, whe...

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