But it's a well known fact that women never answer video calls after 9pm because their face has been restored to factory settings
Possibly the greatest dad joke of my dad’s whole career
Preface: I’ve been sick in bed for 10 days with infectious mononucleosis or ‘mono’
So, Mom brought home some pie and she gave me a slice. I only had like half of it because it was making me nauseous so she decided to save it for me. But I guess Dad didn’t know that so he ate the rest of ...
A 300 page novel with a 50 page introductory essay written by the author walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Why the long preface?"
Face is a four letter word…
But preface is a foreword letter…
My dad’s sister, Artica, has been very rude to everyone ever since her husband left her
It’s gotten to the point we’re we’ve had to preface every meeting with:
“Careful, Aunt Artica is very cold”
I read a book about a man who had plastic surgery.
The preface was really good.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
The Clown Joke
**Preface** - *I did not write this joke, but it has been my favorite for twenty years and remains the only long joke that I ever bother reciting irl. I hope you enjoy it:).*
"Johnny and the Clown"
Johnny is poor and has been all his life. He doesn't mind it much, except for the fact t...
So there's a purse snatching on Reddit Blvd.
A police officer arrives on scene, notebook in hand. The purseless woman points to a seemingly knowledgable bystander. "I am fairly distraught," she explains "if it is details you seek that man witnessed everything." The cop asks questions and the bystander prefaces his response "biologist here" ...