A man goes on a business trip to Boston and wants to try out the local cuisine.
So, as he gets into the cab at the airport, he asks the driver "Where can I get Scrod?" The driver replies "Mister, I've been asked that question many times and in many ways but never before in the Past Pluperfect Possessive."
A blonde wanted to try out ice fishing. She went out and purchased all the gear she would need and headed to a local spot to try to catch some fish.
She went out onto the ice with her gear and after getting comfy on the stool, she started to cut a circular hole in the ice as she had seen on the internet. As she was cutting, she heard a voice from the heavens speak out, saying, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The blonde was startled. Sh...
It’s my cake day today so I figured I’d try out a cake joke!
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Doctor: Next time, take off the candles
My teacher this year told me to try out Cross Country.
She said it would be good in the long run.
A man told his wife he wanted to try out something new in bed that he had seen on the internet.
They started making love as normal, then all of a sudden he froze and stayed perfectly still.
His wife asked him what the hell he was doing.
The man replied, "Apparently it's called buffering."
I found a recipe for a fruit curry that I wanted to try out.
I made a list of all the ingredients that I needed and headed to the shop. I picked up some rice, some mango chutney, some curry powder and some raisins.
Upon returning I checked my list again to make sure that I had gotten everything that I needed. To my dismay, the recipe had called for sul...
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My crush actually said she wanted to have with me and try out her electric clamps on me.
I didn't believe it at first as I was shocked.
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He was asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining ...
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