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Cliffhanger Jokes

Why do people hate cliffhangers?

Because of the

Life is like a box of cliffhangers

You never know

What did the cliffhanger say when he took a laxative?

"Can't...hold...on...much...longer!"

You know what I hate about cliffhangers?

Find out next week on r/jokes

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on cliffhangers...

The librarian says;

A real cliffhanger....

Did you hear about the scientist who successfully made an exact copy of himself?


Unfortunately it was very foul mouthed and crude, and the scientist grew tired of it, and finally got rid of it by pushing it off a cliff.


He was later arrested for making an obscene clone fa...

Not sure about you, but I absolutely hate cliffhangers! Why?

I’ll tell you in a bit…

Have you heard about the new show about mountain goats?

Every episode ends on a cliffhanger.

Knock Knock

A man is sitting at home watching TV when he hears a knock at the door. Begrudgingly, he hits pause on the remote and makes his way to the door. Once at the door, he hears a woman's voice from outside.
Woman: Knock knock!
Man: Who's there?
Woman: Cliffhanger.
Man: Cliffhanger who...

My favorite high stakes parkour artist hasn't posted in months.

Not only is it a cliffhanger its most likely a cliff faller.

Someone hanged himself on the tree of a cliff

They say there will be another but it's not sure yet.

I hate cliffhangers

NBC is developing a reality show where flat earthers try to travel to the edge of the world.

The finale isn’t a cliffhanger.

I watched a gripping rock-climbing documentary on netflix the other day

It was great but it ended on a cliffhanger

I guess what happened to Gamora in Infinity War

was definitely not a cliffhanger

I witnessed a suicide. [OC]

I was hiking up a fairly large hill, could be considered a small mountain, that had a steep cliff near the top. I saw a man standing there with a noose tied around his neck, the other end was tied to the cliff.

I told him that he shouldn't do it, theres more to life than this. He started clim...

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