Cliffhanger Jokes

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The librarian says;

Did you hear about the scientist who successfully made an exact copy of himself?


Unfortunately it was very foul mouthed and crude, and the scientist grew tired of it, and finally got rid of it by pushing it off a cliff.


He was later arrested for making an obscene clone fa... read more

I’ll tell you in a bit…

Every episode ends on a cliffhanger.

A man is sitting at home watching TV when he hears a knock at the door. Begrudgingly, he hits pause on the remote and makes his way to the door. Once at the door, he hears a woman's voice from outside.
Woman: Knock knock!
Man: Who's there?
Woman: Cliffhanger.
Man: Cliffhanger who... read more

Not only is it a cliffhanger its most likely a cliff faller.

They say there will be another but it's not sure yet.

I hate cliffhangers

The finale isn’t a cliffhanger.

It was great but it ended on a cliffhanger

was definitely not a cliffhanger

I was hiking up a fairly large hill, could be considered a small mountain, that had a steep cliff near the top. I saw a man standing there with a noose tied around his neck, the other end was tied to the cliff.

I told him that he shouldn't do it, theres more to life than this. He started clim... read more