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Electricians Jokes

Why do Electricians never get to hang out with their friends?

Because they're always grounded!

Where do electricians go when their job is done?

They go h-ohm.

Electricians and Gynecologists

Electricians and Gynecologists have the same job description.

They both remove your shorts and check your box.

Electricians have to strip to make ends meet

Shocking i know

Two electricians are up on a pole

A granny walks by. One of the electricians shouts at the granny:

— Hey grandma, can you hold that cable that's on the ground next to you for a bit, please?

The granny picks up the cable. The same electrician then states to the other:

— Told you it was the ground.

10 things electricians don't want you to learn to DIY!

Number 4 is truly shocking

How many deaf electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Watt?

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Saw a joke over at r/electricians today whilst on the port a potty!

So I was on the jonny, and I shit you not, there in front of me on the shitter door was a note that said,"toilet tennis, look left!

I looked left and it read,"look right!"

I laughed so hard I shit myself, which was ok givin the location!

2 electricians got into an argument..

It went on for 5 days.. they just couldn't find any common ground.

Shocking.

A dog walks into a bar and says, “a beer, please.” The bartender says, “wow, you should be in the circus.”

The dog says:

_Why!? Do they need electricians?_

what's an electricians favorite snack ?

microchips

I really like Electricians.

They are so electrocute

What do electricians talk about?







Current events.

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Four Surgeons

Four surgeons sit around discussing their favorite patients.

The first surgeon says, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order".

The second surgeon says, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerica...

Two electricians are standing on a ladder leaned against a utility pole...

...when an elderly lady was passing below them. One of the electricians calls her.

\- Excuse me, ma'm! Could you pass us that wire, so we don't have to climb down?

\- This one, young man?

\- Yes, that one! Thank you so much, ma'm, you're very kind!

\- No problem, dear!...

What is the electricians favorite city?

Washington, DC

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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything ins...

r/electricians should be quarantined

It is a subreddit devoted to shocking content

My rubbish dog joke.

A dog walks into a pub, and takes a seat. He says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please'.
The barman says, 'Wow, that's amazing! You should join the circus!'
The dog replies, 'Why? Do they need electricians?'

Electricians of Reddit. How do you turn off the carbon monoxide detector?

The loud beeping is making me feel dizzy and nauseous.

I fell in love with a female electrician

She was a real live wire and i took her ohm with me

What do you call when you cross a detective with an electrician

Sherlock Ohms

(sorry if this is repost, I thought of it in class)

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What kind of dreams do hydro electricians have?

Wet dreams.

Shocking, isn't it?

What do Crossfitters and Electricians have in common?

Lots of Circuit Training

I’ve failed my electricians exam 3 times. I’ve decided to try meditation to see if that helps.

Ohmmmmm

Why are electricians terrible sailors?

They are always running aground.

How do electricians relax?

They meditate.
*Oooohhhmmmm*

They do it after getting all amped up after a long day. It helps organize the mind after getting their wires crossed.

Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.

How do electricians meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm

Why do electricians periodically call their parents just to bad mouth them?

So they stay grounded.

Why do electricians like talented train drivers?

Because they’re good conductors

This is the first joke I wrote by myself, feedback appreciated

A man came back home to his wife after a long business journey. After a happy reunion, their parrot suddenly started talking out of nowhere.

"Yes, put it in that hole!" it squawked loudly with a female voice.

"What the hell?" said the man. "Where did the parrot learn that?"

"No,...

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1, it's a goddamn electrician, what'd you expect?

Why is it always better to hire three electricians instead of just one?

Because many hands make light work

This one is for the Electricians

A black guy, a red guy and a blue guy all walk into a bar.

The bartender says "we don't serve your kind around here, this here is the neutral bar".

People whose jobs require them to enter someone else's house, such as plumbers and electricians, what is the weirdest thing you've seen at a customer's house?

My wife.

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