A blonde, brunette, and redhead are on a wonderful island and suddenly god appears

God says you must say something that is true in order to stay on the island, or else you will be teleported back to the city

The redhead says”oh that’s easy, I think I am the smartest person in the entire wor-“

POOF she disappears

The brunette says “ok, I think I am the most ...

Why do the Native Americans hate when white people ask to use their WiFi?

They're taking all their LAN!

I knew a guy who worked in IT in Australia

I said "Do you come from a LAN Down Under?"

My work has just hired an Australian IT expert

He comes from a LAN down under

He who controls the router...

...rules the LAN

[God-awful OC] What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

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A Priest and a Nun go golfing...

The priest lines up his shot, adjusts his lucky cap, takes a deep breath, and swings! And misses.

"Fuck!" he shouts.

The nun is scandalized and warns the priest-'Father! Watch your language!'
The priest apologizes and decides to move onto the next hole.

He lines up his shot,...

How do Australians connect to the internet?

They use the LAN down under.

God said to set up a router and free Wi-Fi in the tabernacle...

...but Moses is having a little trouble finding the promised LAN.

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

Who is the director of the first wireless movie?

Christopher No-LAN

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My neighbours had very loud sex, night after night...

I decided to rename my Wi-Fi into "I can hear you having sex".
Next night they were going on it as loud as before.
So, I checked if my network really was transmitting right.
Then I discovered my neighbours had renamed their Wi-Fi as well.
Now their LAN was called "cannot hear you...

What do you call re-arranging the layout of your network?

LANscaping.

Compilation of short "jokes"

☐ There should be TL;DRs on Terms and Conditions

☐ I never click the top Google result if it's an advert even if it's exactly what I want

☐ The amount of battery left on my phone is proportional to how hard I've been working that day

☐ Smart watches should be able to delete your...

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

Clint Eastwood should do a movie where he is a crotchety old sysadmin.

Then we could have the line: "Get off my LAN."

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