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I didn’t know I had to actually put my electric toothbrush in my mouth!?!

I thought it was Bluetooth.

You can't break an electric toothbrush

If it stops working, it becomes a toothbrush.

Accidentally used my wife's electric toothbrush...

I don't remember her eating fish for lunch.

I’m giving up on these electric toothbrushes. Mine goes through 2 batteries a week and always starts to smell like fish.

On an unrelated side note, my girlfriend has been in a good mood lately.

What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

My roommate is really dedicated to dental hygiene

just last night I heard her using an electric toothbrush for what seemed like an hour

My mom was always obsessed with dental hygiene...

...she would always take her electric toothbrush to bed and brush her teeth all night!

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