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Blow Dry Jokes

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My wife just caught me blow drying my penis and asked what I was doing.

Apparently "heating up your dinner" is NOT the correct answer

Do you know why women fart after they pee?

They can't shake it so they need to blow dry.

Why do women fart after they pee?

They can't shake it, so they blow dry it instead!


My wife just told me this joke she read somewhere, but I couldn't find it on Reddit! Also, I'm extremely high. [9] Peace be with you.

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