Two blondes were tubing down a river...

Two blondes were tubing down a river when they got pulled into the rapids. Their tubes capsized and floated off without them and they ended up on opposite sides of the river.

One yells to the other, "How do I get to the other side?"

The other yells back, "You're on the other side!"

The Engineer in Hell

An engineer dies and goes to Hell.

He’s talking with Satan and says, “What a terrible place! It’s very hot, dark, smoky and extremely bad!”

Satan said, “Well, what did you expect? After all, this IS Hell!”

The engineer said, “Do you have a compressor, some tubing, and wire?
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IT just recabled my office

IT just recabled my office. The new cabling is a strange multicolored plastic tubing that keeps all the cables nice and tidy.
In fact it looks pretty good.

Then I had to fill out a satisfaction survey: How does it look?

Weird flex but okay.

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