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TIL Smoking cannabis and drinking codeine infused solutions causes temporary memory loss and identity confusion among young lyrical artists.

That's why new rappers are always asking "What's my motherfucking name, y'all!"

What drugs are IT Engineers addicted to?

Codeine.

What's a programmer's favorite drug?

Codeine.

Why are all programmers drug addicts?

Cause they do a lot of codeine.

Why is it so hard for programmers to get a prescription for pain killers?

They have a history with codeine.

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