After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the follow...
"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry... Because I always back up my rage with facts and well documented sources"
-The Credible Hulk
I had an axe that once belonged to Abraham Lincoln...
The head was replaced once and the handle twice but I got documented proof it belong to Abraham Lincoln.
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1 - My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we don't know where in the worldl she is.
2 - The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
3 - I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven'...
A comedian takes her friend to a joke-tellers' convention...
The comedian shows her friend the sign-up list for performers, then they grab their seats. The first performer walks out onto the stage, and says:
He gets a few chuckles.
The crowd starts to laugh
The crowd is in uproar, practically dryi...
I don't think we should be too worried about Tom Hanks contracting the corona virus.
If there's one person who has a documented history of staying in complete isolation for a prolonged period of time and surviving against all odds only to make his way back into the civilisation, it's him.
If I'm ever traveling near Loch Ness or Sasquatch's lair, I will carry a camera to be safe.
It is a documented fact that these dangerous monsters have never approached anyone who had a camera.
Two succesful marine biologists come back from their recent expedition, near the seas of Indonesia.
Biologist 1: You won't believe our results. We documented so many different types of fish, including a lot of nautiluses.
Biologist 2: It's not a lie.
Police were called to the scene of a murder
A man escaped a mental hospital and stole some porcelain figurines. Later that night he snuck into a farmers field and used them to beat a cow to death with them.
It was the first documented case of a nic-nac patty wack