Copyright Jokes - 45 Hilarious Copyright Jokes

Robert Degen, who held the US copyright for the Hokey Pokey, died at the age of 104.

His open-casket funeral allegedly took over eight hours, over seven of which consisted of the surviving relatives of his putting his right hand into the coffin, putting his right hand out, ...

what does copyright mean to many Chinese companies?

copy right.

I recommend you buy a Honor MagicBook Pro, it looks very familiar.

What does a copywriter do in these companies? write about copies.

Which state has no copyright laws?

Misses IP

What's a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir,

We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...

I dressed up as Spider-Man in my last video and I got 2 copyright strikes!

One from Marvel and one from Fleshlight.

Did you know that the Netherlands imports all oatmeal to avoid copyright laws?

Because if they produced locally they would be making Holland Oats.

Some works of art have perpetual copyright

Music by Prince or Queen will never be royalty free

Why don't Elton John songs have a copyright?

You can tell everybody this is your song.

I saw an anti-abortion meme and wondered about copyright law ...

Does the image come with reproduction rights?

Important copyright notice

Remember, if you sing "Happy Birthday" to the Queen, it is still *not* royalty-free.

What is a pirate's LEAST favourite letter?

Dear Sir or Ma'am,

we are cutting your internet connection due to illegal downloading and copyright violations.

Sincerely, Internet Provider

Why did the element Fluorine get a copyright strike?

Because it was extremely reactive

What does Meghan Trainor say when she’s sued for copyright infringement?

Now I’m in treble

What letter do pirate's hate the most?

Dear Charter Internet Customer:

Charter Communications ("Charter") has been notified by a copyright owner, or its authorized agent, that your Internet account may have been involved in the exchange of unauthorized copies of copyrighted material (e.g., music, movies, or software). We are a...

I was going to make a social media platform called "Please Try Again Later",

but I figured Reddit would sue me for copyright violation.

I invented a new word.

Plagiarism.

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EDIT : This joke was invented by me and copyrighted. Dare to take it and a lawsuit shall find you.

Activists Sued for Copyright Violation after portraying Trump as Jafar in Aladdin Stage Show.

Judge says Pantomime to Tyrancy was Tantamount to Piracy.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Comcast has received a notification by a copyright owner, or its authorized agent, reporting an alleged infringement of one or more copyrighted works made on or over Comcast's High-Speed Internet service (the 'Service'). The copyright owner has identified the Internet Protocol ('IP') address associa...

Argon walks into a bar

The bartender looks up and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."

Argon doesn't react because reacting has been copyrighted by The Fine Bros since 2016.

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A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland

The man asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

Bored, he persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you do...

What's the difference between a Halfing and a Hobbit?

The government will send a martial artist after you if you violate copyright law

IP Man

I was browsing Netflix the other day, and Happened upon the Amy Schumer special "Inside Amy Schumer." Looks like they couldn't use the original title idea due to copyright issues:

'Wide Open Spaces'

You know what happens when you post a Legend of Zelda song on YouTube...

A copyright strike is imminintendo.

Roses are Red, Reposters are lame

[This post has been removed due to a copyright claim.]

My YouTube video with no audio just got taken down.

John Cage gave me a copyright strike.

My teacher said “we have the ability to clone we just don’t know what kind of rights they should have.”

I simply replied “copyright”

The original red shirt story

There's this mighty sailing ship, a British frigate, cruising the Seven Seas, and one day the lookout shouts down from the crow's nest, "Captain! Captain! There's two pirate ships heading our way! They mean to attack! What should we do?"

And the captain, he says, "Bring me my red shirt."<...

LPT: Forgot the name of a song but know the tune?

Just upload a video of you humming it onto YouTube and you'll immediately get a copyright claim stating the name of the song!

There’s a reason why China has so many fake items

And the reason is because the Chinese have mistaken ‘Copyright’ for ‘Copy Is Right’

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What's a Pirate's least favorite letter?

A copyright infringement notice.

If a tree falls in the woods

It won't make a sound because it has been copyright claimed by Warner Music Group.

I was walking down the street with my wife...

... when I saw my mother-in-law being beaten up by six men.

My wife said, "Aren't you going to help?"

I said, "Six should be enough."

*(Copyright Les Dawson, as retold by Jimmy Carr on QI.)*

Why did the guitarist get arrested?

Did you hear about the woman who backed up into a fan?

Disaster.
Dis-assed-her.

Copyright Chris Farley.

Want to hear a joke?

Youtube's Copyright System

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An amateur band was recording a new album in the studio...

...and decided to record a cover of another less known artist, a judge who mostly played small private events like weddings.

The album became a huge hit, and sales went through the roof. However, the judge also happened to come across the album after its release. The judge contacted their man...

The Difference Between Starkiller Base and The Death Star

Starkiller base doesn't have a reactor core because it is a copyright of the fine bros.

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER.

ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

mrw browsing front page

[removed due to copyright]

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A time traveler meets with an ancient Jewish Bibical author.

After a brief introduction, having convinced the scribe of his identity, the time-traveler launches into an excited speech:

"Rabbi, do you know that in the future, your writings will spawn off other religions that in turn would make most of the world's population adherents of the Abrahamic fa...

I found an addictive game at an arcade.

It's a version of whack-a-mole, except to avoid any copyright issues, you try to whack baby goats. It might sound lame, but I was getting the hang of it and I had almost beaten the high score.

It was already late, and I didn't notice the time passing by. By the time I had actually gotten the...

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They asked Stephen King to write a horror story about a gorilla...

He told his publishers that he wanted to write it under his *nom de plume* "Richard Bachman." The problem, he said, was that he'd already written "The Monkey" under his own name. He didn't want people to think this new story was a sequel, or derivative in some way. Legally, since he'd sold the ri...

Sam was a man with big dreams who lived in a small countryside village

One day, sam decided to follow his dreams and went to the big city. "Now you gotta find a job, Sam" he said to himself, and went to search for one.

After being rejected from several job interviews, Sam returns defeated to his home, there, he decides not to give up. With some money from his pa...

A young kid from the inner city only ever dreamed of being a dancer

Lacey worked really hard and started to gain some attention until a tragic accident destroyed her left knee. She lost her job at the dance company and thus her insurance, leaving her with a shattered knee and broken dreams.

Then she saw a commercial for these brand new knee replacements, Mah...

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