What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir, we are writing to inform you that you have violated the copyright agreement..

I invented a new word.

Plagiarism.

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EDIT : This joke was invented by me and copyrighted. Dare to take it and a lawsuit shall find you.

I was browsing Netflix the other day, and Happened upon the Amy Schumer special "Inside Amy Schumer." Looks like they couldn't use the original title idea due to copyright issues:

'Wide Open Spaces'

What does Meghan Trainor say when she’s sued for copyright infringement?

Now I’m in treble

Argon walks into a bar

The bartender looks up and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."

Argon doesn't react because reacting has been copyrighted by The Fine Bros since 2016.

Why did the element Fluorine get a copyright strike?

Because it was extremely reactive

Important copyright notice

Remember, if you sing "Happy Birthday" to the Queen, it is still *not* royalty-free.

I’d make a joke about Article 13, but...

*This post has been removed under breach of the EU Copyright Legislation.*

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir,

We have terminated your internet service due to illegal copyright violation practices.

Sincerely,

Your ISP

I never tell jokes that I didn't come up with myself.

That'd make me a copyright?

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Comcast has received a notification by a copyright owner, or its authorized agent, reporting an alleged infringement of one or more copyrighted works made on or over Comcast's High-Speed Internet service (the 'Service'). The copyright owner has identified the Internet Protocol ('IP') address associa...

What letter do pirate's hate the most?

Dear Charter Internet Customer:

Charter Communications ("Charter") has been notified by a copyright owner, or its authorized agent, that your Internet account may have been involved in the exchange of unauthorized copies of copyrighted material (e.g., music, movies, or software). We are a...

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They asked Stephen King to write a horror story about a gorilla...

He told his publishers that he wanted to write it under his *nom de plume* "Richard Bachman." The problem, he said, was that he'd already written "The Monkey" under his own name. He didn't want people to think this new story was a sequel, or derivative in some way. Legally, since he'd sold the ri...

Did you hear about the woman who backed up into a fan?

Disaster.
Dis-assed-her.

Copyright Chris Farley.

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What's a Pirate's least favorite letter?

A copyright infringement notice.

Larry sued Mary after she banned him from using the printer

It was a matter of copyright.

Today I had an allergic reaction to a peanut...

**This title contains content from FINE BROTHERS ENTERTAINMENT who has it blocked on copyright grounds.**

If a tree falls in the woods

It won't make a sound because it has been copyright claimed by Warner Music Group.

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A time traveler meets with an ancient Jewish Bibical author.

After a brief introduction, having convinced the scribe of his identity, the time-traveler launches into an excited speech:

"Rabbi, do you know that in the future, your writings will spawn off other religions that in turn would make most of the world's population adherents of the Abrahamic fa...

The Difference Between Starkiller Base and The Death Star

Starkiller base doesn't have a reactor core because it is a copyright of the fine bros.

I was walking down the street with my wife...

... when I saw my mother-in-law being beaten up by six men.

My wife said, "Aren't you going to help?"

I said, "Six should be enough."

*(Copyright Les Dawson, as retold by Jimmy Carr on QI.)*

Want to hear a joke?

Youtube's Copyright System

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER.

ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

If a tree falls down in the woods..

If a tree falls down in the woods and nobody's around to react to it, do the Fine Bro's still submit a copyright claim?