A Mexican dock worker is loading a ship...

A Mexican dock worker is loading a boat with a shipment of French cuisine, when his boss happens to walk by. The boss asks, "hey, what's that you're loading over there?"

The dock worker replies, "Es cargo."

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Working on the docks makes you tough as a c***

A lawyer was questioning a guy that assaulted someone at work. He was a dock worker.

Lawyer: So the person you assaulted said it started with you calling him a cunt.

Guy: I did not call him a cunt, I didn't even know what that word meant.

Lawyer: You did not know what cunt meant...

Why do Icelandic ships have barcodes?

The striking dock workers complained there is Norway they can go to a ship with a clipboard, Denmark it as arrived and Finnish the whole business before sunset. New tech helped Sweden the deal.

A customs officer is inspecting fruit for pests....

**Dock Worker:** Do you think there's any bugs in this shipment?

**Officer:** Yeah, I'd even bet that there's an even number of them in there.

**Dock Worker:** ....How can you tell?

**Officer:** Because bugs always come in pears.

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