A hunter was in a tree with his muzzle loader when he sees a bear coming down the path...
A hunter was in a tree with his muzzle loader when he sees a bear coming down the path. He takes careful aim and fires. The smoke clears and he peers down at the path. No bear! The hunter feels a tap on his shoulder, looks behind him and sees the bear. "Were you trying to kill me?" the bear gro...
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When I was 10
Around age 10 my dad got me one of those little badass compound bow beginner kits. Of course, the first month I went around our land sticking arrows in anything that could get stuck by an arrow. Did you know that a 1955 40 horse Farmall tractor tire will take 6 rounds before it goes down? Tough sumb...
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The old farmer and his dear friend went to the market.
The market was full of various stalls stocked with agricultural goods & wares. Whilst browsing the plentiful market the old farmer couldnât help but notice a busty blonde lady and he stared at her longingly.
âCorrr!â Whispered the old farmer to his pal. âIâll pay a pretty penny to get me...
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