Bill Gates has often claimed how hard it is to give away 100 billion dollars.

Then he discovered divorce.

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My wife is a compulsive plant freak. She's filled our house with all manner of potted plants that she picks up at yard sales and give aways!

I think she's a hoarder-culturist.

Why do atheists give away all their unnecessary money?

They’re a non-prophet organization

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I'm doing a free Bra give away.

Send me a picture of your tits and I'll see if there's something that fits you.

When I was a kid, I had a lemonade stand. I'd give away the first glass for free and charge $20 for the second.

The refill contained the antidote.

Oysters hate to give away their pearls

Because they are shellfish.

So, my child just broke my new iPhone X screen. So, here’s a give away to a random Redditor!

She’s about 7, can do math and housework. Anyone interested?

What do you call people who secretly give away their Bitcoins?

Crypto-communists.

To give away - One broken guitar...

No strings attached.

Ellen should give away more stuff

Then rename her show Ellen the Generous.

If you have four tea cups, then give away half, what are you left with?

A joke that doesn't translate well to text.

I decided to give away all of my old batteries

Free of charge

Just the head

A family living in an old village have a son that is a bit slow. He failed high school three times. The husband says to his wife: "if Ahmed passes this time, we are sacrificing a sheep and giving it's head to the Imam".
The woman doesn't think anything of it, he did pass the past three times, why...

Homemade and 100% organic

Since it's my cake day, I'll give y'all a joke that I created by myself. One that tickles me.

Two car salesman were talking to each other about their sales. They were really impressed with the commissions they were making with electric cars. Then, one of them asked, "Why doesn't Dodge sel...

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A gas station owner was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, “Free Sex with Every Fill-Up.”

Rob pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10, and said that if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Rob said "today is my birthday, i'm feeling LUCKY and I guess 8".

The owner said, “You were very close, the lucky numb...

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I (31m) just had the most uncomfortable experience of my life

I've always kinda wanted an iPhone but never had one before, so I go to the Apple Store to have a look. So there I am, when this middle aged guy comes up next to me, like really close. And then he starts asking me if I like the new iPhone, what do I think about the camera, am I thinking of getting o...

Best Salesman of the year

At a sales conference, one of the awards went to Matthew for best salesman. He’d sold a record quantity of mouthwash. After he’d been presented with his award, he was asked for the secret of his success.

“Oh it’s simple really,” said Matthew. “I set up a mobile stall during rush-hour and give...

WHEN A FLY FALLS INTO A CUP OF COFFEE

WHEN A FLY FALLS INTO A CUP OF COFFEE . . .
The Italian – throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage.
The German – carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee.
The Frenchman – takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.
The Chinese – eats the fly a...

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys, it’s a dead give away!

There are two secrets to being rich and successful.

1. Don't give away everything you know.

A Priest, A Minister, and a Rabbi are out playing golf...

A Priest, A Minister, and a Rabbi are out playing Golf and they come across a bag full of money. They all agree that, clearly this is a gift from God and that they should keep some and give some away but they can't agree on how to decide how much of each.

The Priest says, "Alright, how about ...

I'm trying to keep my will very secret

But honestly, it's a dead give away

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