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Why do atheists give away all their unnecessary money?

They’re a non-prophet organization

Oysters hate to give away their pearls

Because they are shellfish.

Bill Gates has often claimed how hard it is to give away 100 billion dollars.

Then he discovered divorce.

Ellen should give away more stuff

Then rename her show Ellen the Generous.

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Free w every fill up.

There was this gas station in Anderson, SC trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying "Free with Fill-up."

Soon Bubba pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free . The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10, and if he guessed correctly, he would g...

I always give away all my dead batteries ...

... free of charge.

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My wife is a compulsive plant freak. She's filled our house with all manner of potted plants that she picks up at yard sales and give aways!

I think she's a hoarder-culturist.

If you have four tea cups, then give away half, what are you left with?

A joke that doesn't translate well to text.

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Joke: Creation

*Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but He had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so He decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things He had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating.*

*"It's a very hand...

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There once live a man named Keith.

Keith’s mother had instilled in him the wisdom of an old adage: “Obsessions are only a problem if you have fewer than two.” To that end, Keith made sure that he always had at least two obsessions on the go. And as the years passed, and Keith married and settled down, two particular passions endured...
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