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My wife is a compulsive plant freak. She's filled our house with all manner of potted plants that she picks up at yard sales and give aways!

I think she's a hoarder-culturist.

Why do atheists give away all their unnecessary money?

They’re a non-prophet organization

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I'm doing a free Bra give away.

Send me a picture of your tits and I'll see if there's something that fits you.

Oysters hate to give away their pearls

Because they are shellfish.

When I was a kid, I had a lemonade stand. I'd give away the first glass for free and charge $20 for the second.

The refill contained the antidote.

So, my child just broke my new iPhone X screen. So, here’s a give away to a random Redditor!

She’s about 7, can do math and housework. Anyone interested?

To give away - One broken guitar...

No strings attached.

Ellen should give away more stuff

Then rename her show Ellen the Generous.

If you have four tea cups, then give away half, what are you left with?

A joke that doesn't translate well to text.

I always give away all my dead batteries ...

... free of charge.

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A gas station owner was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, “Free Sex with Every Fill-Up.”

Rob pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10, and said that if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Rob said "today is my birthday, i'm feeling LUCKY and I guess 8".

The owner said, “You were very close, the lucky numb...

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I (31m) just had the most uncomfortable experience of my life

I've always kinda wanted an iPhone but never had one before, so I go to the Apple Store to have a look. So there I am, when this middle aged guy comes up next to me, like really close. And then he starts asking me if I like the new iPhone, what do I think about the camera, am I thinking of getting o...

Best Salesman of the year

At a sales conference, one of the awards went to Matthew for best salesman. He’d sold a record quantity of mouthwash. After he’d been presented with his award, he was asked for the secret of his success.

“Oh it’s simple really,” said Matthew. “I set up a mobile stall during rush-hour and give...

The King's horse

Ali was the man that everyone in the kingdom knew was the most generous man. One day he had done a huge favor for the king and he was rewarded a horse.

When Amen found out he went to see Ali. Ali was so overjoyed to have a guest he had Amen sit down a wait for him to make him a meal. An h...

WHEN A FLY FALLS INTO A CUP OF COFFEE

WHEN A FLY FALLS INTO A CUP OF COFFEE . . .
The Italian – throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage.
The German – carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee.
The Frenchman – takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.
The Chinese – eats the fly a...

There are two secrets to being rich and successful.

1. Don't give away everything you know.

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys, it’s a dead give away!

Saw a corpse with a "free" sign attached to the head, on the side of the road. Wondered who would do such a thing!

Apparently it was a dead give away.

I'm trying to keep my will very secret

But honestly, it's a dead give away

A Priest, A Minister, and a Rabbi are out playing golf...

A Priest, A Minister, and a Rabbi are out playing Golf and they come across a bag full of money. They all agree that, clearly this is a gift from God and that they should keep some and give some away but they can't agree on how to decide how much of each.

The Priest says, "Alright, how about ...

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