Dish Soap Jokes - 7 Hilarious Dish Soap Jokes

I was wondering where the dish soap was.

And then it Dawned on me

What's the difference between Dish soap and Lube?

The first one splits the greases, the second one greases the split.

Someone put dish soap on the ceiling today.

I didn't know until it dawned upon me.

My wife uses an entire bottle of dish soap when she washes the dishes every night.

Another day, another Dawn

I was thinking about adopting a rare turtle today…

Ever since the oil spills in the Gulf of Mexico the turtles have been different. Apparently some of the dish soap used to clean the animals leaked into the ocean and the turtles drank it. It doesn’t harm the turtles, but they have the weird ability to pee out the dish soap.

Anyway the turtle...

What do you get when you put olives in your hand?

Dish Soap.

(I'll wait)

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A man walks into a bar and says he'll drink anything that has gin in it

The Bartender decides he wants to impress the man with something creative. He grabs some cold-pressed mango juice from the refrigerator, squeezes in the juice from a small lemon, adds some ginger ale, and garnishes it with rosemary and an orange twist. Finally he adds the gin.

As the man fini...

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