Husband's and Wife's diaries......

Wife's Diary:
Tonight, I thought Bob was acting weird. We had made plans to
meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.

I was shopping with my friends all day long; and I was a little late
for our "date."

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I thought he was upset at the fact that
I w...

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What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?

Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They're so under-cooked they're writing fucking diaries!

I'm pretty sure my next door neighbor thinks I'm a stalker.

She wrote it on Facebook,Twitter, and in both of her diaries.

The Pink Panther's To Do List

To do...To do...To do, to do, to do...To do, to doooo...

Saw this on The Doghouse Diaries today and it made me laugh...

If I know anything about girls, it's that they appreciate privacy.

Trust me I've read a ton of diaries.

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