How do you piss off an artist? By drawing in their sketchbook instead of your own...
...because that's where they draw the line.
I went to the doctor's office. The phlebotomist appeared, holding a sketchbook and a pencil, and said...
"Hold still so I can draw your blood."
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
For sale: Beginner's level sketchbook of male nudes
**May contain traces of nuts*
The Trophy Maker (OC - long)
Old Rick Giuseppe was a fifth-generation trophy maker – like his father, grandfather, great grandfather and great great great grandfather before him. Alas, Old Rick Giuseppe’s wife had died a few years ago, and the man lived in solitude, apart from a cat named Jeffery, who was his late wife’s belove...