... I can't say either of them were particularly impressed.
How is Hurricane Florence like my ex wife?
They start off wet and wild but in the end, they take your house.
A Irishman is on his deathbed with a priest by his side.
The Irishman is surrounded by his wife, his two children and a priest and as he feels death near, states his will. He says to his wife Mary, "My dear wife, you are the love of my life, so you shall receive the houses in Belfast" He says to his son Tim, "Tim, you were always a good lad, s...
PRIEST: Do you take Florence to be your wife?
**THE MACHINE:** I do
**PRIEST:** Does anyone have anything-
**RAGE [from the back]:** I'M AGAINST THIS
If Michael Sheen has a daughter he should name her Florence.
And her middle name? Andthema.
Florence+The Machine replaced one of their members with a former Portuguese footballer.
They are now called Florence+The Maniche.
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I did the math on Hurricane Florence rain fall...
There is predicted to be 17 Trillion gallons of rain falling from Florence.
The width of a milk jug is 5.5"
Rain x Width = 93 Trillion inches
93 Trillion divided by 12 gets you 7,791,666,666,666 Feet
Divided by 5280
Divided by 93,000,000 ...
How long was Florence Nightingale in prison for?
She spent a Nightinjail
A hurricane named Florence and no "Aunt Flo" jokes?
Hope there's no red tide.
I asked my Hindu friend whether he plans to evacuate for Hurricane Florence.
He said, Na-ama-ste.
What was the governor of North Carolina criticized for responding to Hurricane Florence so quickly?
Because women don’t like premature evacuations
How does an old man prepare for Florence when he's in a pinch?
He grabs his hurry cane and leaves.
White House advisor.......
"Mr Trump , Hurricane Florence is causing trouble."
"Offer her the same deal as Stormy Daniels!"
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Son: Dad, why is my sister's name Florence?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Florence, Italy.
Son: I guess that's a nice way of naming your kids.
Dad: Yeah, Backseat, it is.
Did you hear about a guy who collected memorabilia of Rosa Parks, Florence Nightingale, Joan of Arc, and Wonder Woman?
Apparently, he was a heroine addict.
An archaeologist is visiting a small town in Nevada. He's just ambling around, enjoying the play of the autumn light on the terracotta and adobe-colored buildings. He rounds a corner and is surprised to see the most, bar none, stunningly beautiful alley he's ever come across...
It may sound like he's a bit nerdy, but we all have our things we love and he's a lover of old streets.
The ground of the alley is a light orange in hue, with a soft almost nutty sheen and texture.
His feet feel refreshed!
The street has gorgeous slopes and embankments, li...
I once tricked a cop by pointing my water gun at him.
\- Sent from ADX Florence
Because the Hurricane Made Landfall at Night...
...does that make it Florence Night-in Gale?
Three nuns arrive at the pearly gates, and are told that because they have devoted their lives to the world they can return to Earth for three months, taking on the identity of whatever person they should choose.
The first nun said she wanted to return as Helen of Troy.
"Why Helen?" as...
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