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What’s the difference between Anne Frank and a Boy Scout?

A Boy Scout comes back from camp.

I feel bad for Anne Frank

She had her diary published for all the world to read, which is every girl's worst nightmare!

And she didn't get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?

Harry made it out of the chamber

My gf told me this joke, idk where she heard it

Why Anne Frank didn't finish her diary

**Concentration problems**

Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone.

It could have been a real game changer.

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Anne Frank showed a cunning and resolve that any Jew would have been proud of.

Two years rent free.

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

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I've never understood how the Nazis couldn't find where Anne Frank was hiding

I've been to Amsterdam... There are signs pointing to her house everywhere.

Holocaust jokes are...

out of Mein Kamf-ort zone, Anne Frank-ly I find them offensive.

Anne Frank, Michael Jackson, and Helen Keller walk into a bar...

Just kidding they're all dead.

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[NSFW] My dick is like Anne Frank...

.... it's stowed away most of the time and only comes when German men are banging at my back door.

What is Anne Franks favourite Anime?

Death Note

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Many people ask, β€œWas Anne Frank gay?”

Yeah, she was in the closet.

There was a pub quiz last week

And there was a round on Literature. The question was "Name the book where the characters all lived behind a wardrobe". Imagine the disgust when I shouted "The diary of Anne Frank"!

Who's the best hide and go seek player

Anne Frank

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The lead actress in the local theatre production of the "Diary of Anne Frank" was so awful

That in the scene where the Nazi officer enters and shouts

" Where isth she ? "

"In the attic" shouted half of the audience

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joke time

jeff-hey john

john-yea,whats up jeff

jeff-did u see the directors cut of the diary of anne frank?

john-haha,no i did not know there was such a thing

jeff-well,it has this super hot shower scene

john-oh fuck

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After the war, Anne Frank went on to become a very successful farmer. She became famous for producing all sorts of goods including milk, cheese, and the most amazing butter.

It was the Dairy of Anne Frank.

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A recently discovered European WWII era manuscript tells the story of a young Jewish girl who often had liquidy bowel movements.

It's called *"The Diarrhea of Anne Frank."*

I don't know why everyone had such a hard time finding Anne Frank.

When I went to Amsterdam, there was literally signs all over the place telling me where her house is.

The Coronavirus is somewhat like The Diary of Anne Frank...

... but she had to stay inside to avoid Germans.

What's a Jew's favorite brand of hotdog?

Anne Frank's

Did you hear about the chain of German restaurants opening up this year?

They're going to be serving Sausages, Brats, Anne Franks.

I'm sick of all these World War II jokes on here!

Anne Frankly, they're terrible!

I want to start a kosher hotdog company

And call it Anne Franks...

What is #2’s favorite book to read?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank

My buddy Frank is a HUGE fan of diarrhea. I was thinking of writing a book about him, but it looks like the title is already taken.

"The Diary of Anne Frank"

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So I heard they're demolishing Hitlers house

Anne Frankly, I'm surprised they didn't do it already. I hope they step on the gas and burn the place down.

My friend told me a Holocaust joke

Anne Frankly I didn't like it.

Holocaust jokes are not funny

Anne frankly, im getting quite sick of them

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