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A young sailor (loooong)NSFW

A young sailor who just got married, was sent out to sea shortly after his honeymoon. Having been a virgin when he got married he soon was “frustrated”. The Skipper of the ship frequently walked the passageways talking to his sailors. On once such tour he met the young man. The young sailor when ask...

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Mr. Panda

A few years back while travelling through Southern China I went into a bar one evening and got chatting to a nice young local lady. she was really good looking and I thought I was on for a winner.

As  we were chatting I couldn't help but notice, over her shoulder, that a panda entered the ro...

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