Definitions Jokes - 8 Hilarious Definitions Jokes

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\-- Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

\-- Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

\-- Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

\-- Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. ...

1950's definitions

A conference is a group of men who individually can do nothing, but as a group can meet and decide that nothing can be done.

A statistician is a man who draws a mathematically precise line from an unwarranted assumption to a foregone conclusion.

A professor is a man whose job it is to ...

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*Tender submission* - A game of poker in which the losing hand wins
*Tender sum* - A wild guess carried out to two decimal places
*Successful Tenderer* - A contractor wondering what they left out.
*Architect* - A person who knows very little about a great deal and keeps knowing less and le...

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Psychology Definitions....

* A psychologist is a person who tells you what everybody knows in a language nobody can understand.
* The superego is that part of the personality soluble in alcohol, or the superego is that small inner voice that warns us that someone may be looking.
* A neurotic is a person who has di...

Teacher: You shouldn't use a word to define itself because circular definitions are not useful.

Student: Why is there a giant poster on your wall that says "No Means No"?

Where can you find the definitions of different types of drugs?

Addictionary

People are always telling me that “mean” and “rude” have the same definitions. So I ask them,

"what do you rude?"

My friend asked me the definitions of ignorance and apathy

“I don’t know and I don’t care”, I replied

She hasn’t asked me a question since

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