She's got plenty of supply, but there's absolutely no demand
Marriage defies gravity...
It's the only instance where a ring can block a hole...
What do you call a bone of the body that defies church teaching?
A blasFEMUR
What defies the law of gravity?
Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.
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Wow, that's possible?
Apparently a man in Australia, who was so drunk that he was kicked out of the bar, decided to go to a local zoo where he climbed into the enclosure of a 5m saltwater crocodile and tried to ride it.
It almost defies belief.
I mean, how fucking drunk would you have to be to get kic...
A stupid pun joke- The moon and the sun are having a conversation
The moon and the sun are having a conversation. The moon says โHey, you have been pretty dark lately. That kinda defies your entire sol purpose. The sun replies with โWhen will you stop telling me these stupid puns like a lune-atic.โ
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A USMC veteran decides he wants to die in a very badass way.
After some time thinking, he figures the most badass way to die is while rowing across the Atlantic (keep in mind, he's a Marine; not too bright). So he makes his way to the East Coast, buys a dingy, and gets to rowing.
where Leiceister City defies the odds of 3000/1 to win the league title, Cubs win the world series, and Donald Trump is elected as the president of the United States
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