Walter took Ethel to the state fair every year, and every time he would say to her, "Ethel, you know that I'd love to go for a ride in that helicopter." But Ethel would always reply, "I know that Walter, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars."
Finally, they went...
I was going to make a game where you play a death-defying, cross-dressing little person.
But I see you guys hate micro trans action.
I saw a clown drinking an alcoholic drink while doing death defying stunts.
I told him, "That's whiskey."
Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth walk into a restaurant...
They're waiting to be seated, when they spot Sandra Bullock and George Clooney sitting at a table nearby.
Suddenly and without warning they run over to the pair's table and start screaming and shouting:
"No!" "You cannot, and shall not!" "We will not let you! Ever!"
Securi...
A priest begins to wonder if his religion is really the only ‘true’ religion. In his search he finds an Internet forum with like mined faith/spiritual seekers, and quickly befriends a Jewish Rabbi, and a Buddhist monk.
The three debate for months, with no real progression as such, until a post appears from a new user, claiming to be the purest, living descendant of Adam & Eve. He further claims, that to those who truly believe, he will grant the secret to human evolution. All but the monk immediately dismi...
"Gravity: noun. 1. The invisible force that pulls objects to celestial bodies."
"That's very nice, Elphaba. But I said try _defying_ gravity."
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A traveller enters a mysterious looking hotel and is greeted by a rather attractive girl sitting behind the check in desk.
She smiles at him, exposing slightly crooked teeth and endearing dimples. "You can have me, right here, right now." She gestures to a door he hadn't noticed before and continues, "Or, you can carry on to success."
The traveller is a little nonplussed, a little flattered about being propositio...
The captured explorer...
There was once an intrepid explorer called Eric, he was wandering in a hitherto unknown part of Africa. One day in the jungle, his guides are ambushed and killed with poison darts. Eric is the only one taken alive and he is bound and gagged. They drag him back to their village and present him to the...
What do you call an old person with really good hearing?
Deaf Defying.
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