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The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.

They called the song “Helen Keller”.


Courtesy of my adult daughter onto which my ‘dad humor’ has clearly rubbed off!!

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What’s the safest band to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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What's the difference between a turkey and Def Leppard?

A turkey has two drumsticks

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Have you heard of OS X Def Leppard?

It runs on ARM.

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Def Leopard is the safest band to air drum to while driving

Because you can keep one hand on the steering wheel.

Yeah, I know its Def Leppard, auto correct messed that up for me.

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What has 7 arms and sucks?

Def leppard

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I was air drumming some Metallica at a stop light.

I lost a drumstick out the window and quickly changed to Def Leppard.

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When a Cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes a

Def Leppard

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What's a big cat that can't hear?

Def Leppard.

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Was playing air drums in my car to Metallica

when I dropped a stick so I had to switch to Def Leppard.

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What do you call a cat that’s been listening to too much rock and roll?

Def Leppard.

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