2 drunkards walking down a street and suddenly sidestep a pile of runny brown on the pavement
One says ‘what a waste, a good helping of peanut butter thrown on the street’
The other says ‘pff that’s not peanut butter! It’s obviously a side of lentil curry’
The first dips a finger and takes a taste, ‘hmm maybe you’re right it’s not peanut butter’
The other tries some too ...
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The Medicran (long)
Fair warning: I heard this from my Dad years ago, so…dad joke ahead. Consider yourself warned.
Long ago, a tribe of the northlands was being savaged by the fearsome Medicran. A council of the tribes elders, after some discussion decided something needed to be done. They charged the tribe’s b...
A man feels burnt out by his busy city life, and decides to vacation as far away as possible from the hustle and bustle.
He finds himself in a cozy cabin just outside of a small, remote Alaskan town. For a few days he marvels at the serenity of the forest. He fishes, he hikes, he naps blissfully while listening to the trees sway. But by the middle of the week, he begins to get bored, and goes to town.
Jacques and Pierre were bitter enemies
So one day, Jacques challenged Pierre to a duel. Swords were chosen. They faced off and drew their weapons. Jacques struck first, thrusting his sword toward Pierre, but Pierre daftly swatted his sword to the side and returned a thrust, piercing Jacques in the shoulder. They circled each other a few ...