Two policemen are walking through a park and see how a young man is putting an apple core in a plastic bag.
Then he takes another apple, eats it and puts the core in the bag again.
So they approach him: "Excuse me, why do you return the apple cores back in the plastic bag when there's a garbage bin next to you?"
He says: "When I get home, I'll take the apple seeds out of them and eat them. I...
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"Sir, we are mining too many useless cores" [Hitler rubs chin] "So, mine less. [Grammar Nazi bursts through the door] "MINE FEWER!" [Hitler looks up] "Yes, soldier?"
My dad CLAIMS to have invented this joke. I think it's too good and don't want to give him credit, but I can't find it online.
This story takes place in 1860. Back 150+ years ago, presidental candidates didn't have nearly the luxuries current candidates do. The didn't stay in five star hotels or travel by private jet - they stayed with normal families on their campaigns and in exchange for a place to stay, would do chores a...
Is it safe to eat apples in Chernobyl?
Pretty much, yeah, only the apple cores should be buried in concrete afterwards.
I found out NVidia have made a new sun cream
I hear it will have more shader cores