Nuclear Reactor Jokes - 13 Hilarious Nuclear Reactor Jokes

Hey, did you hear about that new giant monster that eats nuclear reactors?

It's on...

A plant based diet.

What does a nuclear reactor and your mom have in common?

I wouldn't enter either one without protection.

"I threw my neighbor into a nuclear reactor and now he's dead. What should I do?!"

"Barium"

Hey guys, I’m looking to hire a group of people to move toxic waste from a nearby nuclear reactor.

I’m not gonna pay anyone but I’m sure you’ll get plenty of exposure.

What’s a nuclear reactor’s favourite food?

Fission chips!

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

I asked my researcher friend, what would happen if I try to swim in containment pool of a nuclear reactor. He said, "Um, you would die pretty quickly..."

"...from gunshot wounds."

What do you get when you combine an overpass and a nuclear reactor?

An overreaction.
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Don't reply to nuclear reactors that say they're ugly.

They're just fission for compliments.

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Two guys named Bob are walking by a nuclear reactor.

Bob starts talking about how his great uncle twice removed worked at a nuclear plant and grew an extra arm.
Other Bob says, "well that would be awesome, I could use an extra arm."
Bob says, "oh, I think it could only happen to me, it's in my genetics."
Other Bob gets mad. "Bullshit, I could...

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

A feudal peasant declares that he no longer wants to be a farmer. He wants to tear down his farm an build a nuclear reactor there instead. Further, he says that he fears no punishment from any peasant, soldier, or king.

Another peasant turns to him and asks: "uh, ok, but whattabout cher' noble?"

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A guy was recruited for the first settlement on another planet....

The Settlement Chief met him on the landing site.

"This place is going to take some getting used to. It's like a mirror version of Earth. The elements which are rare on Earth are the most abundant here while the common elements are extremely rare."

"So why are we here then," the guy a...

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