A husband calls the Sheriff's office to report his wife missing.
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
Sheriff: Height?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sheriff: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sheriff: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort ...
There's an ultracryogenic explosive that's perfectly safe until it's cooled to absolute zero.
0 K boomer.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog...
But it’s actually a common mist-conception!
Bono heated and cooled his vodka over and over, filtering it to try and get the perfect taste...
But distill hasn't found what he's looking for.
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