The British have such a command of decorum and aplomb to which we can only aspire.
His Lordship was in the study when the butler approached and coughed discreetly. "May I ask you a question, My Lord?" "Go ahead, Carson ," said His Lordship. "I am doing the crossword in The Times and found a word the exact meaning of which I am not too certain." "What word is that?" ...
It could've been worse.
James is walking on a downtown street one day, and he happens to see his old high school friend, Harry, a little ways up ahead. "Harry, Harry, how are you?" he greets his old buddy after getting his attention.
"Not so good," says Harry.
"Why, what happened?" James queries.
Since we're posting dirty limericks now.....
There once was a man from St. Lou
Who gave his dear sister a screw.
He said with aplomb:
"You're better than Mom."
Said she: "That's what Dad told me too."
Told to me by /u/hasseth
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A husband and wife are copulating vigorously...
So this man and his wife are going at it with aplomb--making noise, screaming, and screwing each other's brains out. Their young son, hearing the commotion and fearing the worst, bursts into the room, sees his parents all naked and sweaty, and horrified, runs screaming down the hall. The husband tel...