Unfriendly Jokes - 7 Hilarious Unfriendly Jokes

I saw two coworkers at the Costco butcher station being unfriendly to each other.

It seemed like there was some beef between them

The internet is full of mean, hurtful, unfriendly, people who have nothing better to do with their lives than make others feel bad!

It's so great to have a place I finally fit in.

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I met a really unfriendly Christian outside the church the other day.

Told me to call him Mr Bale and during filming.

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An very old professor decided to undertake a research project...

He wanted to determine if a group of poorly treated, anti-social rats could develop friendly relationships with one another if they used team work to complete a complicated task.

At first, he set the rats a goal of stealing his colleagues stationary, without the colleague catching them in the...

A drunk guy rings at my door, it’s 3am...

So a drunk guy rings at my door and it is 3am. I go at the door, open it and ask, a bit irritated:

« What is this about ? »
The guy replies: « I am stuck there, you have to push me »

I: « Dude, you stand here drunk at my door, I don’t know you and it is 3am, do you really think I am...

A cowboy walks into a saloon

A cowboy walks into a saloon as he's passing through town. As he sits down with his drink he notices a few rough looking locals at a table staring and pointing at him and looking generally unfriendly. He finishes his drink, and not wanting any trouble he decides he'd better get back on the road ag...

"That's as clean as cold water gets 'em!"

A young man is harassed by his parents on the topic of his grandfather, and how he never visits or speaks to him anymore. The man protests, sighing. "He's such a weirdo. And he lives up there all alone in mountain country, I doubt he wants to see *anyone!*"

But his parents continue to insist ...

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