How did a sexy but unqualified Japanese woman get voted into public office?
Today i discovered my electrician was unqualified
I was shocked
Never get a circumcision from an unqualified professional
It's a rip off
I applied for a job but my resume stinks...
...so I asked a friend to help me out by pretending to be extremely unqualified so that I would seem like the better candidate. Everyday he walked into the office and applied for the same job under a different name and in a different costume each time. On the first day he went as himself, on the sec...
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Various law enforcement agencies have a fugitive tracking competition. A forest is divided by high fences into 100-acre sections, a squirrel is released into each one, and the game begins.
The CIA fill their section with animal agents all wearing wires. After three months with no leads, they announce that the squirrel never really existed.
The FBI works for a month and gets no leads. They burn down the forest, positively ID the squirrel remains, and announce at a press conferen...