Hold In Jokes - 6 Hilarious Hold In Jokes

A physicist, engineer, and mathematician are asked by a local farmer to build the smallest fence they possibly can to hold in all of his sheep.

The physicist builds a big fence and slowly reduces the size until he can't reduce the fence any longer.

The engineer measures each sheep, stacks them in a specific way, and then builds a fence around them.

The mathematician builds a small fence around himself, then defines himself to ...

Name the kind of tree you can hold in your hand?

A palm tree!

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Never hold in a fart

That's something only an asshole would do.

I can't hold in any of these spoilers any longer...

...Snape kills Dumbledore. The Titanic sinks. Brazil lost to Germany.

What do you call it when you try to hold in a sneeze but fart instead?

A Substi-toot

What is the opposite of the choke hold in wrestling?

The Heimlich maneuver

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