Colons Jokes - 4 Hilarious Colons Jokes

(OC) What do you call a doctor that works with Colons?

An English professor.

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What do penises and semi colons have in common?

I often put them in the wrong places.

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Whats the difference between a novelist and a pornstar?

A novelist puts colons in their work while pornstars put their work in their colon.

me: i wish the word genie was changed to 6

6: granted

me: i wish colons and spaces didn’t exist

6granted

meiwishthewordgrantedwasa9

69

menice

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