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Tumors Jokes

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Things I hate intestinal tumors, colostomy bags, chemotherapy

Edit: quit telling me I'm missing a colon. I fucking know

What did the doctor say to the woman with seven tumors?

Tumor would benign

I like my tumors like I like my bingo numbers...

B9

What type of doctor treats tumors and is available 24/7?

An Oncallogist

Children are like Tumors...

They cost a lot of money to deal with, but eventually they grow on you.

I used to hate tumors

But then they grew on me

For the longest time I hated tumors....

but they are beginning to grow on me.

What do you call a doctor who studies tumors on an as-needed basis?

An oncallogist

"Inside you there are two wolves..."

*checks notes

"...sorry I meant tumors," said the oncologist.

I have this friend who had cancer. In the process of cure and after he got released, he said his life was completely changed.

You know what they say about tumors. They really grow on you.

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